Tesco Delivery man and the Gate

What a kerfuffle, Tesco delivery man couldn’t find us today, when he did the gate was broken.  After an initial consultation by Nigel (who tends the gates and other aspects of the Pioneer Centre) it was realised that the heat yesterday had had an impact on the workings of the gate.  It had got so excited that it kept opening and closing, it wouldn’t stop, the workings getting dryer and dryer, not surprisingly.

It is working again now, thanks to Nigel, after being turned off for a while.  Similar things happen in the extreme cold, it gets stuck.  The gates are like humans.

Tesco delivery got through eventually with the prosecco for our first BBQ of the year.  Yesterday I had put going to Aldi on my bucket list, I would love to be able to walk about a supermarket so great and get the wonderful bargains, but after my enjoyable exchanges with Nigel and Tesco delivery, I am content, and the Aldi trip is less of a priority before I die.





No Tesco delivery = no creative sustenance

I’ve been out of action for a considerable time with flu but have just published No. 21 in fromessextolondonin101boyfriends.com.

This CPD certificate was well earned and received in Banbury and I’m adapting for Freud Museum in May …. watch this space …

Tesco oh Tesco

No deliveries till Saturday , Tesco metro closed

It’s cold turkey for me

But I have no Bernard Matthews in the freezer , just ice for gin and tonics, peas, some crumbs and one of those yellow sticky tags that are on loaves of cut bread…..

I’ve got lots of tins though , my parents taught me from their time of war rations to always have tins and bacon rashons ..

I’ve also got a husband who is strong and can do all sorts of things to survive, like make gloves from rabbit skins, so I’m sure we’ll be ok…

Tesco delivery man and my friend

I was very excited that Tesco delivery man came when I had a visitor – the one and only Julie Andrew’s – in the photo she is holding a pack of 4 Simple soap.   These days many use liquid soap, but I enjoy seeing how long I can continue using the thin piece of soap left at the end, I rub it on myself until it disintegrates, great pleasure.

I love having visitors, this is why I love the #Tesco delivery men because they are so regular and don’t ever out stay their welcome.  Julie is so funny she would never out stay her welcome.  I paid her to buy the kindle version of my book and she has written a ‘verified customer’ five star review of my latest book Mind Full of Mad Verse.  She has said something like – it is so funny you need Tena Lady Pants.

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I’ve just done a new entry about moped Mike but he doesn’t enter, he wasn’t a boyfriend, it’s just a teaser for the men in cars section of the book.img_0984


No Tesco till the weekend as I’m busy passing my shopping centre #mobility scooter test

I had to go to the Apple shop again in Bromley Glades before my year guarantee ran out on my iPhone. Apart from at the Olympic’s I’ve never used a mobility scooter. I was very pleased to pass my test which involved driving round cones in figures of 8 in the car park in forward and reverse . Trouble is , my license only lasts for 3 months so I’d have to take up shopping to keep it valid. It’s fun though , trying to keep the doors open of lifts and negotiating other shoppers, and only £3 for an afternoon , much cheaper than the bumper cars.

Oh, talking of cars don’t forget to keep up with blog fromessextolondonin101boyfriends.com …. all about cars